WHAT
MOMS REALLY WANT FOR MOTHER'S DAY
* To be able to eat a whole candy bar
(alone) and drink a soda without any "floaties" (ie, backwash).
* To have her 14 year-old daughter answer a
question without rolling her eyes in that "Why is this person my mother?" way.
* Five pounds of chocolate that won't add
twenty pounds to her figure.
* A shower without a child peeking through
the curtain with a "Hi Ya Mom!" just as she puts a razor to her ankle.
* A full time cleaning person who looks
like Brad Pitt.
* For her teenager to announce, "Hey,
Mom! I got a full scholarship and a job all in the same day!"
* A grocery store that doesn't have
candy/gum/cheap toys displayed at the checkout line.
* To have a family meal without a
discussion about bodily secretions.
* To be able to step on a plane with their
toddlers and NOT have someone moan, "Oh no! Why me?!?"
* To occasionally get to sleep late on the
weekend. I mean is this too much to ask?
* To actually carry on a normal phone
conversation with her toddler in the SAME room.
* To actually be able to finish a HOT cup
of coffee while her kids are present. An impossible feat!
* To take a hot bath without her toddler
suddenly screaming, "Mommy, I have to go potty!" as soon as she hits the water.
 
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