A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells
the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, right up just
below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving"
under the turkey.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking
real good.
The woman then instructs him to put a Santa
Clause with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and
it comes out looking good too.
As the woman is getting dressed to leave,
the tattoo artist says, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put
such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"
She said, "I'm sick and tired of
my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving
and Christmas."
