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WHY PUMPKINS ARE BETTER THAN MEN

* Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.

* No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.

* One usually makes a better pie.

* They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!

* If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.

* If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.

* From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head to begin with.

* A pumpkin is turned on only when you want him to be.

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