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SANTA CLAUS IS WEARING A GOWN
(to the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

 

You better come out, you better not cry.
You better not pout, I'm telling you why -
Santa Claus is wearing a gown!

He's making the switch, he's leaving his wife.
He's gonna come out, to start a new life -
Santa Claus is wearing a gown!

A secret he's been keeping, it's made him awful tense.
He knows it will be better now, whence comes down off that fence.

So you better come out, you better not cry,
you better not pout, I'm telling you why -
Santa Claus is wearing a gown!

 

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