SHORT THANKSGIVING
JOKES
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I'll tell you at Christmas.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
What did the mother turkey say to her
disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
What key has legs and can't open doors?
Tur-key.
What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble.
Why do turkeys always go "gobble,
gobble"?
Because they never learned good table manners!
Little Bruno was sitting in his
grandmother's kitchen, watching her prepare the Thanksgiving meal.
"What are you doing?" Bruno
asked.
"Oh, I'm just stuffing the
turkey," his grandmother replied.
"That's cool!" Bruno said.
"Are you going to hang it next to the deer?"
Gobbler said, "Doctor, help me! I
can't stop acting like a turkey!"
"I see," said the doctor.
"How long have you had this problem?"
"Let me think a second. Mom laid the
egg in 1954..."
DRESSING FOR A 15
LB. TURKEY
3 cups bread crumbs
2 large onions
2 cups of celery
2 tablespoons of poultry seasoning
2 cups of unpopped popcorn
Stuff turkey. Bake at 350 degrees for 5
hours until corn pops and blows the turkey's ass across the room!
A young boy after hearing the story of
Thanksgiving and how the Indians and the Pilgrims sat down together,climbed up into his
father's lap and said, "Daddy, did you know that if we were Indians, you would be a
brave and Mom would be a squawk?"
"That is the best description of your
mother I have ever heard," replied his daddy as he ducked.
 
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