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REASONS THANKSGIVING DINNER IS BETTER THAN SEX

* You're sure to get at least one of your favorite dishes.

* The turkey never suffers from modesty.

* You can nibble before dinner even if mom sees you.

* You are expected to pass the dishes around.

* There are always at least two kinds of desert, with or without whipped cream.

* They give you the day off with pay to have dinner.

* Thanksgiving dinner is a "sure" thing.

* Seconds are encouraged. Take home, too!!

* You're expected to fall asleep after dinner.

* You are expected to watch football BEFORE and AFTER dinner.

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