TOP 10 THINGS THAT
SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING BUT AREN'T...
10. "Just reach in and
grab the giblets."
9. "Whew...that's one
terrific spread!"
8. "I am in the mood for
a little dark meat!"
7. "Tying the legs
together will keep the inside moist."
6. "Talk about a HUGE
breast!"
5. "And he forces his way
into the end zone!"
4. "She's 5000 pounds
fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down."
3. "It's cool whip
time!"
2. "If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!"
1. "It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out."
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