TRICK
OR TREATING ... BY THE SIGN
Aries pushes the others
aside to get to the door first.
Taurus will only eat the
finest of Swiss chocolates.
Gemini goes around the
neighborhood once, changes costumes and goes around again.
Cancer stays at home and
gives candy to the other trick-or-treaters.
Leos plan their costume
for months, then won't go out because someone else had the same idea.
Virgo wears a
neatly-pressed suit and tells everyone they're a bookkeeper.
Libra is still standing in
front of the closet trying to decide on a costume.
Scorpio isn't in it for
the candy.
Sagittarius will manage to
wander to the next town.
Capricorn makes a list of
all the houses that give good candy and the optimal route to take.
Aquarius builds the
costume out of spare flashlights and spends all night tinkering when it shorts.
Pisces skips the whole
thing to compose poetry to the Moon.
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