WHY TRICK OR
TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
* Guaranteed to get at least a little
something in the sack.
* If you get tired, wait ten minutes then
go at it again.
* The uglier you look, the easier it is to
get some.
* You don't have to compliment the person
who gave you the candy.
* Person you're with doesn't fantasize
you're someone else.
* 40 years from now you'll still enjoy
candy.
* If you wear a Bill Clinton mask, no one
thinks you're kinky.
* Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning
and groaning.
* Less guilt the next morning.
* If you don't get what you want, you can
always go next door!!!
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