A woman was becoming greatly
distressed. Her husband had lost all interest in sex and all the various doctors and
specialists they had seen could give no reason.
In desperation she wrote to Santa Claus
asking for help. He responded by giving her special sex pills. He told her
that if she put one pill in her husbands dinner then they would have a night of fantastic
sex. He also warned her never to use more than one.
The woman was skeptical but decided to give
it a try and, by god, it worked! The woman was so thrilled she used one pill a day
for an entire month.
One day she thought, "Well all
this sex has been great, but what would happen if I gave him all the pills at
once..." So, completely forgetting Santa's warning she slipped all the
remaining pills in her husband's dinner.
Several months later Santa decided to check
up on the woman and see how his gift had helped her. A young boy answered the phone
and Santa asked him how his mother was enjoying the gift. The little boy said,
"So you're the one who sent the pills... well, Mommy's dead, sister's pregnant,
my ass hurts, and Daddy's up in the attic going "Here kitty, kitty!"
