SIGNS
YOU WORK WITH A WEREWOLF
* Still hasn't forgiven Michael J. Fox for
"Teen Wolf."
* Newly installed keg of Nair in men's
room.
* His Wolfman Jack impression is eerily
authentic.
* Five o'clock shadow appears around 8:30
am.
* Only *guy* you know who circles several
days a month in red on his desk calendar.
* Says, "Great job on the Hanrahan
account!" and then humps your leg.
* Domino's guy asks, "who ordered the
large Cheese and Raw Beef Special?"
* Adamantly refuses to drink Coors Light.
* In lieu of annual bonus, prefers a good
scratching behind the ears.
* Suddenly sports a beard when mooned at
office holiday party.
* Water cooler conversations always end
with talk of "kickin' Ol' Yellar's ass."
* "Severance pay" has taken on a
whole new meaning lately..
* Vending machine always out of Milk Bones.
* Your sarcastic little "Bite
me!" nets you 12 stitches.
* Always calls in sick with
"mange."
* Coughs up a hairball during morning staff
meeting.
* Has more hair on his back than you've got
on your head, and he's NOT ED ASNER!
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