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CHRISTMAS BILLS
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)

 

Dashing to the mall,
In a light blue mini-van,
Stashing all our loot,
Behind the garbage can.

We think the kids need more,
'Tho their closest's full of junk,
Then someone sends unneeded things
We'll just stow into a trunk!

Ohhhhhhhhhhh...
Christmas bills! Christmas bills!
For Christmas we must pay!
See all of our Christmas bills
Still here on New Year's Day! ... Hey?!

Christmas bills! Christmas bills!
We can't pay today...
We have so many Christmas bills,
There's got to be a better way!

 

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