HOW
TO MAKE HIS XMAS AN XXXMAS
1. Trim his tree.
2. Lick his luscious candy cane.
3. Be his "ho-ho-ho" for the
holidays.
4. Polish his Christmas balls.
5. Ride him like a reindeer.
6. Taste his sweet egg-nog.
7. Deck the halls with moans of pleasure.
8. Fa, la, la, latio - la, la, la, la.
9. Spark his menorah with a hot strip
tease.
10. Request a stiff stocking stuff-her!
11. Make his Kris Kringle tingle.
12. Gift wrap yourself in sexy lingerie.
13. Unwrap his package.
14. Hang mistletoe from any place you want
kissed.
15. Rock his jingle bells in the frosty
air.
16. Make your Rudolph's hose as red as his
nose.
17. Heat him up with a snow job.
18. Give the Christmas carolers a show of
your own.
19. Dress up as Santa's nasty little
helper.
20. Make sure you're naughty, so it's nice.
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