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AS IF...

A lawyer newly hired by the Vatican was asked to join the Pope on a fishing trip.

As they drifted on the still lake, the lawyer accidentally dropped an oar in the water and watched as it floated away.  The Pope stepped out of the boat, walked across the water to the oar, grabbed it and walked back to the boat.

The next day at the office, a colleague asked the attorney if he had enjoyed fishing with the Pope, since it must have been a truly amazing experience.

"It was Ok,"  the lawyer replied,  "But would you believe that guy can't swim?"

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