A young handyman died and was sent up to
the pearly gates. But the guard at the gate said he couldn't allow him into Heaven
and sent him down to Hell.
He was accepted into Hell, but he found it
to be rather uncomfortable, so he decided to make some improvements. Among
other things, he put in air conditioners and flush toilets.
Soon, everything in Hell was becoming quite pleasant.
One day God called the Devil on the
phone. In quite an obnoxious tone he said, "So, how are things down
there in Hell?" And the Devil replied, "Actually quite nice.
We have made many improvements down here." The Devil went on to explain
all of the changes that had been made in Hell, thanks to the young man.
God said to the Devil, "Wait a
second...How did you get a handyman? They are supposed to be accepted into heaven.
We want him back."
The devil replied, "You can't
have him."
God then said, "Well, we're
going to sue."
And the Devil replied, "Yeah...
Like you could get a lawyer!"
