It was a nice day at the park by the lake.
Three guys were casting their lines to catch some fish and a couple were rowing in a small
boat. Two crows were cruising by, eyeing for some targets to poop on. The younger of the
two crows tried to show off and dove onto those three guys. Tut, tut, tut. But it went
thud, thud, hitting only two of the three.
The older crow went towards the couple in
the moving row boat. Tut, tut. And it went thud, hitting only one of the couples. Since
this was a moving target, it didn't seem all that bad.
Then out from nowhere came this little
bird, wings still wet like it was just been hatched. It dove towards those three guys.
Tut, tut, tut. Thud, thud, thud. It swooped over to the row boat. Tut, tut. Thud, thud.
Then a kid riding a bike came around. It flew over there. Tut. Thud. And it then rested on
a tree branch.
So the two crows felt embarrassed and went
over there, said, "We are impressed! Where do you learn to poop on people like
that?"
The little one said, "I may be a new
hatch but I've got plenty of experience. In my former life I was a lawyer."
