A lawyer was on his deathbed in his
bedroom, and he called to his wife.
She rushed in and said, "What is it,
honey?"
He told her to run and get the bible as
soon as possible. Being a religious woman, she thought this was a good idea. She ran and
got it, prepared to read him his favorite verse or something of the sort.
He snatched it from her and began quickly
scanning pages, his eyes darting right and left.
The wife was curious, so she asked,
"What are you doing, honey?"