Two lawyers are stranded on a deserted
island, nothing around them for miles and miles but water. They've been stranded here for
quite some time, so they've gotten quite bored with one another. One of the lawyers tells
the other he's going to climb to the top of the tree (the only thing on the island) to see
if he can possibly see a rescue team coming. The other lawyer tells him he's crazy and
that he's just wasting his time and won't see anything. But the lawyer proceeds to climb
to the top of the tree anyway.
He's up there only a short time when the
lawyer down on the ground hears him say, "Wow! I can't believe my eyes! I don't
believe this is true!"
So the lawyer on the ground says,
"What do you see? I think you're hallucinating and you should come down right
now." So the lawyer reluctantly climbs down the tree and proceeds to tell his friend
that he saw a naked blonde woman floating face up headed toward their island. The other
lawyer starts to laugh, thinking his friend has surely lost his mind.
But within a few minutes, up floats a naked
blonde woman, face up, totally unconscious. The two lawyers go over to where she is, and
one says to the other, "Well, you know it's been a long time...do you think we should
screw her?"
