The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two
tigers are stalking through the brush when the one to the rear reaches out with his tongue
and licks the ass of the tiger in front. The startled tiger turns around and says,
"Hey! Cut it out, already." The rear tiger says, "Sorry," and they
continue.
After about another 5 minutes, the rear
tiger again reaches out with his tongue and licks the ass of the tiger in front. The front
tiger turns around and cuffs the rear tiger and says, "I said stop it!" The rear
tiger says, "Sorry," and they continue.
After about another 5 minutes, the rear
tiger once more licks the ass of the tiger in front. The front tiger turns around and asks
the rear tiger, "What is it with you, anyway?"
The rear tiger replies, "Well, I just
ate a lawyer and I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth!"
