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REASONS FOR BEING AMERICAN

- You can have a woman president without electing her.

- You can spell colour wrong and get away with it.

- You can call Budwieser beer.

- You can be a crook and still be president.

- If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything.

- If you can breathe, you can get a gun.

- You can invent a new public holiday every year.

- You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care.

- You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy."

- With very little effort you can annoy the French!

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