A man was telling his co-worker one day
that the company was transferring him to Chicago. He explained that he was going to quit
before he had to move there.
When asked why, he replied that he was just
too afraid of all the crime even though he would be passing up a big salary increase and
greater benefits.
His co-worker said to reconsider and that
Chicago was a magnificent city, with world class museums, loaded with a great history,
sites, close to Canada, good public transportation, etc.
Then he said: "Why I myself worked in
Chicago for almost 10 years and in all that time I never ever had a problem with crime
while I was working."
The first asked, "What did you do
there?"
To which the other replied, "I was
tail-gunner on a bread truck."
