CHINESE TO ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS
(For English speakers travelling to China)
Dung On Mai Shu = I stepped in shit.
Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu = Let's sleep together.
Ai Bang Mai Ne = I bumped into the coffee
table.
Fat Ho = An unattractive woman.
Ar U Wun Tu = A gay liberation greeting.
Chin Tu Fat = You need a face lift.
Chow Mai Dong = Blow me.
Dum Gai = A stupid person.
Wel Hung Gai = Is that a banana in your
pocket?
Won Hung Low = Southern Chinese dialect for
Welcome.
Gun Pao Der = An ancient Chinese invention.
Hu Flung Dung = Which one of you fertilized
the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding = We have reason to believe
you are harboring a fugitive.
Jan Ne Ka Sun = A former late night talk
show host.
Kum Hia = Approach me.
Lao Ze Sho = Gilligan's Island.
Lao Zi = Not very good.
Lin Ching = An illegal execution.
Moon Lan Ding = A great achievement of the
American space program.
Ne Ahn = A lighting fixture used in
advertising signs.
Shai Gai = A bashful person.
Tai Ne Bae Be = A premature infant.
Tai Ne Po Ne = A small horse.
Ten Ding Ba = Serving drinks to people.
Wan Bum Lung = A person with T.B.
Yu Mai Te Tan = Your vacation in Hawaii
agrees with you.
Wa Shing Kah = Cleaning an automobile.
Wai So Dim = Are you trying to save
electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting = There is no reason to
raise your voice.
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