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IDENTIFYING WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM

 

* One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:  Chicago

* One hand on wheel, one finger out window:  New York

* One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:  Boston

* One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator:  California. With gun in lap:  L.A.

* Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:  Ohio, but driving in California.

* Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat:  Italy

* One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game:   Seattle

* One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonald's bag out the window:  Texas city male

* One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road:  Texas country male

* One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment:  Texas female

* Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna:   West Virginia

* Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on:  Florida

 

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