* One hand on wheel, one finger out
window: New York
* One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper,
foot solidly on accelerator: Boston
* One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone,
brick on accelerator: California. With gun in lap: L.A.
* Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet
on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.
* Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet
on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy
* One hand on latte, one knee on wheel,
cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle
* One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting
rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake,
throwing a McDonald's bag out the window: Texas city male
* One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out
the window, keeping speed steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of the road unless
coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road:
Texas country male
* One hand constantly refocusing the
rear-view mirror to show different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse,
brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle
steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove
compartment: Texas female
* Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun
mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna:
West Virginia
* Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair
barely visible above window level, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the
left blinker on: Florida