ENGLISH
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No wonder the English language is so hard
to learn.... Some examples:
We polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
A farm can produce produce.
The dump was so full it had to refuse
refuse.
The soldier decided to desert in the
desert.
The present is a good time to present the
present.
At the Army base, a bass was painted on the
head of a bass drum.
The dove dove into the bushes.
I did not object to the object.
The insurance for the invalid was invalid.
The bandage was wound around the wound.
There was a row among the oarsmen about how
to row.
They were too close to the door to close
it.
The buck does funny things when the does
are present.
They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear
in the sewer line.
To help with planting, the farmer taught
his sow to sow.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
After a number of Novocain injections, my
jaw got number.
I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my
clothes.
I had to subject the subject to a series of
tests.
How can I intimate this to my most intimate
friend?
I spent last evening evening out a pile of
dirt.
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