REASONS
FOR BEING ENGLISH
* Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah
doo-dah.
* Proper beer.
* You get to confuse everyone with the
rules of cricket.
* You get to accept defeat graciously in
major sporting events
* Union jack underpants.
* Water shortages guaranteed every single
summer.
* You can live in the past and imagine you
are still a world power.
* Bathing once a week-whether you need to
or not.
* Ditto changing underwear.
* Beats being Welsh or Scottish.
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