YOU
KNOW YOU'RE FROM IDAHO WHEN...
- The wind is faster than your truck.
- Every other vehicle is a 4x4.
- When the sun goes down you start looking
for your coat.
- In March, your vehicle is 43% mud.
- You leave your keys in the car and the
next morning it's still there.
- You installed your new computer using a
Leatherman tool.
- You hear the words "stream" or
"brook" pronounced "crick."
- The elevation exceeds the population.
- You've broken down on the highway and
somebody stops to help you.
- You can see the stars at night.
- People drive 200 miles to shop in a real
mall.
- Your great grandmother is older than the
courthouse.
- You got a set of snow tires for
Valentines Day.
- The bumper jack in your pickup will lift
a house.
- Your back yard smells like sagebrush or
various animals.
- A girls' basketball game fills the gym.
- You slept through the night unawakened by
a siren.
- A rodeo is more popular than a rock
concert.
- You can fish, golf, and go skiing all in
the same day if you try hard enough.
- Yellow light means "follow the car
in front of you no matter what."
- Democrats are like salmon, they are on
the endangered species list.
- You wave to someone on the freeway
because you recognize the truck.
- You talk about a combine and people don't
wonder what you are putting together.
- In the spring, every tenth car you pass
is a tractor.
- When the car in front of you is weaving
you suspect a farmer instead of a drunk.
- Maps and gloves are kept in your
vehicle's "jocky box."
- You can choose plastic bags or paper
sacks for your groceries.
- You have to wait for a flock of sheep to
pass you on the road.
- You know why people pay money to watch
"pig wrestling."
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