REASONS
FOR BEING IRISH
- Guinness.
- 18 children because you can't use
contraceptives.
- You can get into a fight just by marching
down someone's road.
- Pubs never close.
- Can use Papal edicts on contraception
passed in the second Vatican Council of 1968 to persuade your girlfriend you can't have
sex with a condom on.
- You've blown up the Queen's horses!
- Old Bushmills.
- Stew.
- More Guiness.
- Eating stew and drinking Guiness in an
Irish pub at 3 in the morning after a bout of sectarian violence.
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