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THE MILK COW

A milk cow died and the farmer was looking for another. His farm was on the western border of Illinois and he found a cow for sale over in Iowa. He drives over and buys the cow.

Next morning he goes out to milk the cow but every time he reaches down and takes hold of the tits to milk her, the cow lets a big fart. After a number of times that this happens he gets the neighbor over and asks him to milk the cow. Sure enough the cow farts every time he touches her tits.

The neighbor stands up and says, "This cow is from Iowa isn't it?"

The owner of the cow asks how he knows that?

The neighbor says, "My wife is from Iowa."

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