YOU
MUST BE FROM PHILADELPHIA IF...
* You realize that your favorite dessert is
wooder ice (It comes in churry, strawburry, and other assorted flavors).
* You find yourself using "Yo"
and "Youse guys" when talking long distance to family members.
* You know how to spell Schuylkill.
* You think $2,500 for insurance on a '79
Toyota is a bargain.
* You find yourself at a nice restaurant
thinking, "This would only be three bucks at a truckstop."
* You can sleep soundly through gunshots in
the neighborhood.
* You visit New York and notice how clean
it is.
* You believe that the car on your side,
flashing its turn signal, wants you to close the gap with the car in front.
* You can't eat fries without Cheeze Whiz.
* You find street people greet you by first
name.
* You don't think Wawa sounds funny.
* You snub a cheesesteak that isn't on an
Amoroso roll.
* Your parents, brothers, sisters, aunts
and uncles all live on the same block.
* You love scrapple for breakfast.
* You took a vacation at the shore (and
liked it).
* You know where to find the Rocky statue.
* Only tourists go to Geno and Pat's for an
authentic cheesesteak.
* You buy soft pretzels at a traffic light.
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