YOU
KNOW YOU'RE IN SAN FRANCISCO WHEN...
- Your co-worker tells you she/he has 8
body piercings but none are visible.
- You make over $100,000 and still can't
afford a house.
- You take a bus and are shocked at two
people carrying on a conversation in English.
- You can't remember ... is pot illegal?
- You've been to more than one baby shower
that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
- You have a very strong opinion where your
coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatra and Ethiopian.
- A really great parking space can move you
to tears.
- You assume every company offers domestic
partner benefits.
- Your child's 3rd grade teacher has two
pierced ears, a nose ring and is named "Breeze." And, after telling that to a
friend, they still need to ask if the teacher is male or female.
- A man walks on MUNI in full leather
regalia and crotch less chaps. You don't notice.
- A woman walks on MUNI with live poultry.
You don't notice.
- You know that any woman with a George
Clooney haircut is not a tourist.
- You keep a list of companies to boycott.
- Your hairdresser is straight, your
plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is straight and your Mary Kay Lady is a
guy in drag.
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