HOW
TO TELL YOU'RE IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA
* Your co-worker tells you he/she has 8
body piercings...and none are visible.
* You make over $250,000 and still can't
afford a house.
* Your child's 3rd grade teacher has purple
hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze.
* You can't remember ... is pot illegal?
* You've been to more than one baby shower
that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
* A really great parking space can move you
to tears.
* A low-speed police pursuit will interrupt
ANY TV broadcast.
* You assume every company offers domestic
partner benefits, a fab exercise facility, and tofu takeout.
* You're thinking of taking an adult class
but you can't decide between aromatherapy and conversational Mandarin.
* Your best friends just named their twins
after her acting coach and his personal trainer.
* It's sprinkling and there's a report on
every news station about "STORM WATCH '99."
* The three-hour traffic jam you just sat
through wasn't caused by a horrific 9 car pile-up, but by everyone slowing to rubberneck
at a lost shoe laying on the shoulder.
 
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