STATE
MOTTO'S
Alabama: Sisters Make Good
Wives or At Least We're not Mississippi
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos
Can't be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's a Dry
Heat
Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't
Everthing
California: As Seen on TV
Colorado: If You Don't
Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like
Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
Delaware: We Really Do
Like the Chemicals in our Water
Florida: Drugs-R-Us or Ask
Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put the
"Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou
Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just
Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not.. But The Potatoes sure are real good
Illinois: Please Don't
Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years
Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things
With Corn
Kansas: First Of The
Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million
People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not All
Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold,
But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: A Thinking Man's
Delaware
Massachusetts: Our Taxes
Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line of
Defense From the Canadians
Minnesota: "10,000
Lakes and 10,000,000 Mosquitoes"
Mississippi: Come Feel
Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal
Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
Montana: Sheep Make Good
Wives Too or Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies and Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our
State Motto Contest
Nevada: Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away and
Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: Ya Wanna
##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make
Excellent Pets
New York: You Have the
Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney...
North Carolina: Tobacco is
a Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really
are One of the 50 States!
Ohio: We Wish We Were In
Michigan
Oklahoma: Like the Play,
only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl...
It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With
Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not
REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember
the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than
North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun
State
Texas: YEE HAWWWWW! or Si
Hablo Ing les (Yes, I speak English)
Utah: Olympics and Scandal
or Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says
Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're
overrun by nerds and slackards
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be
Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big
Happy Family-Really!
Wisconsin: Eat Cheese or
Die or Come Cut Our Cheese
Wyoming: Wynot?
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