The newlywed couple arrives in their
sumptuous honeymoon suite, and it turns out that they are both virgins. Brought up the old
traditional way, neither of them really knows how to have sex. So after about half a
painful hour of abortive attempts to get it on, an idea occurs to the husband.
"OK, honey," he says, "this
is what we'll do. I'll go into the closet and you go into the bathroom. We'll both get
undressed and turn off the lights in the bedroom. And then on the count of three we'll
both rush out at each other and then it will just happen in the middle of the
bedroom."
The wife is a bit unsure about this, but
since she doesn't have any better ideas she agrees. So, the husband goes into the closet
and the wife goes into the bathroom and they both get undressed. The anticipation is
driving the husband mad and as he takes off his clothes he begins to get an enormous
erection.
The wife turns off the lights and on the
count of three they both rush out into the bedroom towards each other. However since the
room is dark the husband gets disoriented and runs by his wife...right into the dresser.
He hits his willy against the dresser so hard that he passes out from the pain.
The next thing he remembers is coming to in
a hospital bed, with a doctor looking down at him. His throbbing dick is still so painful
that he moans to the doctor, "Doc, doc, how bad is it?"
To which the doctor replied, "That's
nothing son. Wait till you see your wife! We still haven't gotten her off the doorknob
yet."
