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THE BEST BEAST

On their wedding night, Joe displays his "magnificent beast" to his new bride, Lori, and tells her it's the only one in the world. She, of course, believes him.

He's gone to a conference for a couple of weeks. Upon his return, Lori questions him.

"Joe, I thought you said you had the only one in the world. But, John, down at the drug store, has one too!"

"Well, uh," Joe stutters, "You see, John and I were, uh.. in the Air Force together, yeah... that's it, in the military, and I had two, so, uh... I gave him one of mine."

Lori sighed, "Oh. I see. Well, why did you give him the best one?"

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