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BROKEN ENGAGEMENT

Gregory finally found the nerve to tell his fiancée that he had to break off their engagement so he could marry another woman.

"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked between sobs.

"Not on her best day," he replied.

"Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?" she asked.

"No, she's broke," he said.

"Well, then, is it sex?" she inquired.

"Nobody does it like you, babe!" he replied.

"Then what can she do that I can't?" the woman tearfully asked.

"Sue me for child support!!"

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