Get Your Cell Bill Paid 4 One Year! Get Your Horoscope! Listen to Howard Stern on your FREE Sirius Satellite Radio! Get a NEW iPod Photo - Click Here! Download all of Paris Hilton's Cell Phone Photos and MORE! Absolute Funniest Priceless Pics Lose LBS now with AMAZING Trim Patch! Learn how to make 10K in your spare time What would you do for free computer or Plasma TV?

Xposed Girls Give Share Their Hottest Sex Tips

THE CONCERNED HUSBAND

"Is there a woman here in need of assistance?" asked the medic from the ambulance as he knocked on the door.

"Yes," replied the man opening the door. "It's my wife. She has an electric vibrator lodged in her."

"Well, we'll have to transport her to the hospital," the medic replied. "Those things can be tricky to remove."

"Never mind," said the husband. "It can wait. We have an HMO which doesn't allow Emergency Room visits except for life threatening incidents. But for now, could you at least turn it off? It's interfering with the TV."

FREE iPods	FREE Smileys
Meet the Love of your Life!	FREE Cursors
Adult Humor	FREE Personal Horoscope