The newlyweds were suffering from
exhaustion and after an examination, their doctor advised, "It's not unusual for
young people to overdo things during the first weeks of marriage. What you both need is
rest. For the next month I want you to limit your sex life to those days of the week with
an "r" in them. That is, Thursday, Friday and Saturday."
Since the end of the week was approaching
the newlyweds had no immediate difficulty following the doctor's orders. But on the first
night of scheduled rest the young bride found herself eager as a beaver.
Hubby fell asleep, but she tossed and
turned and finally nudged her spouse into partial wakefulness. Expecting daylight, and
confused with the darkness, he asked, "What day is it honey?"
She looks at him with a gleam in her eyes
and says, "Mondray."
