At his wedding reception, the young groom's
granddad congratulated his grandson and said: "The secret to enjoying a long and
happy marriage, is to listen to each other at all times, respect each other's wishes and
to try and have sex in moderation. That way, your marriage will last as long as your
grandma's and mine has."
Thanking him for his advice, the grandson
said: "What's sex like then when you get older, granddad?"
His granddad looked at his grandson, smiled
and said: "Just like trying to play pool with a piece of rope!"