A guy is walking along the shoreline at the
beach. Sure enough he kicks up a bottle, pulls the cork, and out comes the Genie to give
him one wish (this happens all the time). He pulls out a map of the Middle East, and asks
the Genie if he can bring Peace to this part of the World.
The Genie pales, and says, "Master,
these people have been at war since time began. It is their nature, the very fiber of
their lives. What you ask is totally impossible. It is probably the only wish I cannot
grant you. Ask for anything else and I will make it happen."
"OK," the dude says,
"Tomorrow morning have my wife awaken me with the best blow job I've ever had, on her
own, without my begging and pleading. Because SHE LIKES IT, because SHE WANTS TO, because
IT TURNS HER ON!!"
The Genie shakes his head and says,
"Let me see that map again..."
