A wedding occurred, just outside Cavan in
Ireland. To keep tradition going, everyone got pissed and the bride's and groom's families
had a storming rage and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the crap
out of each other.
The police get called in to break up the
fight. The following week, all members of both families appear in court. The fight
continues in the court room until the judge finally brings calm with the use of his
hammer, shouting, "Silence in Court."
The court room goes silent and Paddy (the
best man) stands up and says, "Judge, I was the best man at the wedding and I think I
should explain what happened."
The Judge agrees and asks Paddy to take the
stand. Paddy begins his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in a Cavan
wedding that the Best Man gets the first dance with the Bride.
The judge says, "OK."
"Well," said Paddy, "After I
had finished the first dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second
song, and after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song. When all of
a sudden the Groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the Bride an unmerciful
kick in her privates."
The Judge instantly responded, "Wow!
That must have hurt!"
Paddy replies, "HURT! He broke three
of my fingers!"
