Roger lived by himself on a remote stretch
of beach. One day as he was riding his horse along the shore he saw a beautiful woman
painting a canvas. He rode up and down in front of her, but she didn't react to him.
"I'll paint my horse yellow," he
decided, "and then she'll notice me. She'll say,'Oh, I see you have a yellow horse.'
I'll start talking to her and then I'll invite her back to my cabin for lunch and we'll
have a bottle of wine, and then I'll open another bottle and we'll talk some more, and
then it'll start to get cold so I'll light a fire, and we'll be sitting close in front of
it. Soon we'll gently touch, then kiss, then make beautiful love all night. Yeah, that's
what I'll do."
The next day he painted his horse yellow
and went in search of the woman. As he approached she looked up and said, "I see you
have a yellow horse."
