TOP
15 SIGNS YOU'VE HIRED THE WRONG MARRIAGE COUNSELOR
Copyright 1999 Chris White
The Top 5 List http://www.topfive.com
15) Degree on the wall reads "Doctor
of Swingology."
14) Keeps repeating, "If you can't
change course, you must divorce."
13) "I'm afraid there's not much you
can do with a penis that small."
12) Her latest book: "Women Are From
Venus, Men Are Lyin' Bastards"
11) "Just shut up and screw"
doesn't seem like very good advice.
10) After you've earned enough
"session points", you get to choose either a Louisville Slugger or a Tazer gun.
9) When you and your spouse claim sexual
incompatibility, he throws a couple of pillows on the floor and says, "Prove
it."
8) "Communication, schmunication -
let's talk about "backdoor love'..."
7) "Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Dr. Ike Turner
will see you now."
6) You quickly discover that his motto,
"Don't worry, be happy" is pretty much the extent of his knowledge of the
English language.
5) Always takes Hillary's side.
4) In order to open the lines of
communication, she begins the first session by hooking your genitals up to a car battery
and tossing your wife the keys.
3) Agrees with husband that a request to
"honk on Bobo" is foreplay enough.
2) "Mrs. Jones, I believe your husband
is correct. You are a whiny bitch."
1) Her last name has six hyphens.
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