WHAT MEN EXPECT/WHAT
THEY GET IN A WIFE
WHAT MEN EXPECT IN A
WIFE
* She will always be beautiful and
cheerful.
* She could marry a movie star, but wants
only you.
* She will have hair that never needs
curlers or beauty shops.
* Her beauty won't run in a rainstorm.
* She will never be sick--just allergic to
jewelry and fur coats.
* She will insist that moving the furniture
by herself, it's good for her figure.
* She will be an expert in cooking,
cleaning house, fixing the car or TV, painting the house, and keeping quiet.
* Her favorite hobbies will be mowing the
lawn and shoveling snow.
* She will hate charge cards.
* Her favorite expression will be,
"What can I do for you, Dear?"
* She will think you have Einstein's brain
but look like Mr. America.
* She will wish you would go out with the
boys so that she could get some sewing done.
* She will love you because you're so sexy.
WHAT MEN GET IN A
WIFE
* She speaks 140 words a minute, with gusts
up to 180.
* She was once a model for a totem pole.
* Where there's smoke, there she is--
cooking.
* She's a light eater...once it gets light,
she starts eating.
* She lets you know you only have two
faults: everything you do, and everything you say.
* No matter what she does with it, her hair
looks like an explosion in a steel wool factory.
* If you get lost, open your wallet and
she'll find you.
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