MEN
AND WOMEN
* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
* A woman worries about the future until
she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
* A successful man is one who makes more
money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
* To be happy with a woman you must love
her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
* Married men live longer than single men -
but married men are a lot more willing to die.
* Any married man should forget his
mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
* Men wake up as good-looking as they went
to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
* A woman marries a man expecting he will
change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she
does.
* A woman has the last word in any
argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
* There are two times when a man doesn't
understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
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