Every "Hormone Hostage" knows
that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes
his life in his hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's
license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend or significant other.
DANGEROUS:
"What's for dinner?" SAFER: "Can I help you with dinner?" SAFEST: "Where would you like to go for dinner?"
DANGEROUS: "Are
you wearing THAT?" SAFER: "Gee, you look good in brown." SAFEST: "Wow! Look at you!"
DANGEROUS:
"What are you so worked up about?" SAFER: "Could we be overreacting?" SAFEST: "Here's fifty dollars."
DANGEROUS:
"Should you be eating that?" SAFER: "You know, there are a lot of apples left." SAFEST: "Can I get you a glass of wine with that?"
DANGEROUS:
"What did you DO all day?" SAFER: "I hope you didn't overdo today." SAFEST: "I've always loved you in that robe."
