How many women with PMS does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only
takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't
even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS
before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the
light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN
YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair
that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would
STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID
LIGHT BULBS CAME IN. WHY??? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP
THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! THE HOUSE!!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS
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