A couple got married and were going to
their honeymoon cottage. The husband's bride was a shy, young and beautiful virgin.
After driving for awhile, he decided he had
to pee, but they were way out in the middle of nowhere, so he stopped the car, got out and
peed along side a creek that ran by the side of the road.
When they arrived at their cottage, he told
her to go on in, and get ready for bed, and he would bring in the luggage. About 15
minutes later, he had carried in all the luggage, locked the door, and went into the
bedroom.
He found his beautiful, virgin bride laying
nude on the bed with a note between her breasts. The note read:
The shoe horn is on the
dresser,
The Vaseline is on the shelf,
I saw your dick,
When you pissed in the crick,
So I chloroformed myself.
