ROPING
One day a young Missouri couple decided to
get married. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road,
the new bride sees two cows having sex.
The new bride asks, "What are they
doing honey?"
The husband answers, "They're
roping!"
She replies, "Oh, I see!"
After a few more hours of driving they pass
two horses having sex. Again the bride asks, "What are they doing honey?"
The husband answers, "They're
roping!"
She replies, "Oh, I see!"
Finally they arrive at their hotel. The
couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they got in the bed, they started
to explore each others body. The bride discovers her husbands penis. "What is
that?" she asks.
"That is my rope," he answers.
She slides her hands down further and
gasps, "What are those?" she asks.
"They are my knots," he answers.
Finally the couple begins to make love.
After several minutes the bride says, "Stop honey, wait a minute!"
Her husband asks, "What's the matter
honey?"
The bride replies, "Undo those knots
and give me more rope!"
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