This couple had only been married for two
weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out into town and
party, so he says to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochi
coo?" asks his wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face.
I'm going to have a beer."
The wife puts her hands on her hips and
says to him, "You want a beer my love?"
Then she opens the door to the refrigerator
and shows him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany,
Holland, Japan, India, etc....
The husband doesn't know what to do, and
the only thing that he can think of saying is, "Yes, loolie loolie. But the bar ....
you know ... the frozen glass..."
He didn't get to finish saying the
sentence, when the wife interrupts him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy
face?"
She takes out of the freezer a huge beer
mug so frozen that the wife was getting the chills from holding it.
The husband looking a bit pale says,
"Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hoer's de devours that are really
delicious. I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hoer's de devours, poochi
poo?" she coos.
She opens the oven and takes out 15 dishes
of different hoer's de devours - chicken wings, pigs in the blanket, mushroom caps, pork
strips, etc...
"But sweet honey, at the bar, you know
... the swearing, the dirty words and all that," he meekly replies.
She replies, "You want dirty words
cutie pie? Here drink your fucking beer in your fucking frozen glass and eat your fucking
shit hoer's de vours, because you aren't going anywhere, you fucking asshole!!"
