WEDDING
DO'S AND DON'TS
Do: Keep the rings in a
safe place or in the care of a responsible person.
Don't: Place rings on sinks or drainboards or gamble using them as
collateral because you feel "lucky."
Do: Allow plenty of extra
preparation time to deal with unforeseen calamities.
Don't: Run so late you have to choose between showering or wearing
underwear.
Do: Kiss gently at the end
of the ceremony.
Don't: Even think about using your tongue.
Do: Everything you can to
ensure that your wedding guests have a great time.
Don't: Flirt with wedding guests.
Do: Offer the photographer
a complimentary meal.
Don't: Make jokes at the photographer's expense.
Do: Accept all gifts
graciously and appreciatively.
Don't: Set up a table, hire a pit boss, and make P.A. announcements like
"Ladies and gentlemen, Uncle Mike and Aunt Vera come up with a cool $50!"
Do: End your vows with the
traditional "I Do."
Don't: Try to be hip or witty by ending with "You Betcha,"
"Take it to the bank, Padre," or "Yo!"
Do: Break into a kiss when
you hear glasses tinkling.
Don't: Tinkle when you hear glasses breaking.
Do: Make sure there's
entertainment everyone can enjoy.
Don't: Hire acts like Lola from the bachelor party, Randy's Amazing Pit
Bulls, or Max Patkin, The Clown Prince of Baseball.
Do: Make it obvious to
everyone just how happy you are.
Don't: Make it obvious to everyone just how horny you are.
Do: Get in a brief
"thanks" to guests.
Don't: Get inebriated; punch guests.
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